MEET JENSEN!

When his grandmother passed away, Jensen became a travelling self-proclaimed spiritual guru as a coping mechanism. He quit his part-time job as a Sign Spinner and hit the streets to become a full-time Spiritual AfterLife Transition Salesman, selling AfterLifeCare (TM) packages of wisdom. These AfterLifeCare (TM) packages are staggered programs designed to provide guidance and help people reach their final destination (N.B. The final destination varies according to the package purchased). However, the emptiness of his spiel has worn him down over the years, and this has resulted in many guilt-ridden, sleepless nights. 

He was fond of his grandmother, and has taken to wearing her clothes, and jewellery as a way to connect with the spiritual realm, and to feel her reassurance that he has indeed found the way.